If you happen to be no lifeguard you can still be on duty with this sign. Post it there where you expect its solemn message to be understood by the hard-drinking, hard-partying masses congregating every Pau Hana Friday night in your room who shall receive no other aid after falling down than from you waving this sign in their face. Dude, you're cruel!
Image reproduced on thick and sturdy industrial aluminum by hardworking surfers in a California street sign company. These ready to hang surf signs hang from holes. The paint used is made to last in outdoor conditions for many years and indoors forever. If you plan on living that long these are the signs to get!